One) No one is as gay as me.
Two) Clearly since I am the most homosexual, I should be protected at all costs.
Three) Now that you’ve excepted your gayness, are you going to kiss me or what? We’re all going to die anyways.
1) i am, apparently.
2) that… literally does not make any sense. you’re a mastermind, anyways. you don’t need protection. (if you make a joke out of that i will kill you with my own two hands.)
3) i already accepted i was gay a long time ago. that– that was an act. a– and… just… shut up. shut up.
